Monday, June 18, 2007

RealiSationS ...Part 1ne

This is the Part one of the Part Two.. So Read it Carefully
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Never board a Virar local..(if you dont wanna go dere dat is.)coz if sumthin has to go wrong it wil go wrong in TherE
Buses run faster than autorickshaws in Mumbai....
Mumbaikars are civilized in a unique way :)
Mumbai is always lucky for me and the love hate realtionship continues!!
Computers is one thing like most other things which u learn the best yourself!
Your bosses will never have time for you and when dey do have you will just not be under the right circumstances!
Your first day of fieldwork will be surprisingly positive!
Your effeciency levels will be high only ifyou are doing things you love to do
provided you are not gettin paid for it.
You will surprise yourself very often just like life.
Its always better to be evaluated for your work rather than on the work that de
best salon in de city has done for you;)
Expect miracles when u expect them the least
The boss that looks most appreciative and impressed will be the most critical in the end so beware.
Never count your money it will always be lesser than u thought.
Cheap places sell the best food.
The shortest meetings end up being the longest ones..
The maximum work u will do will be always on thursdays.
Keys lost are never found...
To be continued!!!

14 comments:

Nisha said...

u shud title it as 'guide to mumbai'!!!
nice one, btw!

Unknown said...

Hey Shaks... Ever travelled by the Virar local.... if not u shd... its kinda fun tooo...

Well so very true whatever u say...

I liked the way u put it across... Mumbaikars would mostly agree to each and every one of them..

By the way u failed to mention ...the poor rich beggars of mumbai... who never fail to show up day after day after day...

Patience is a virtue says who???
ask the people who stand in a queue.. hehehe sorry i know was kinda sick...

ney ways keep em comin...

Friendly nextdoor guy said...

its too good hai ji

keep up the good work skartry

Unknown said...

heyyyllloooo......

waiting for the continuation....

whats happened.... i hope alls well.

Shakti said...

Cuming (not so) SOON....
n yeah alls well N GOOD!!:)

bornfortheu.s.a said...

not a mumbaiya..bt if i come..i'll keep that in mind!

Vivek Menon said...

some of those things are unversally true junior and i think should be part of Murphy's law eg: "the boss not having time for ye and when he does ur not in the right circumstances"

Would like to know who else blogs regularly in the ur batch...Have fun being seniors now...Hehehe

Abhishek Shah said...

nice blog dear, looking for part two ;-)

Shakti said...

@ vivek... hey thnks.. well murphy alwys inspires me:) jst carrryin on de legacy:P
our batch?!? dnt really think any active bloggers...
yeah being seniors is def fun.. decent gang of juniors:)!!!

Nisha said...

n i realised ive missed nothing!!mba is keeping u busy na..koi nahi..n hey did u get sakshis pics??? u dint tell me...weird place to ask though!

Nisha said...

kab continue karegiii ladkiii?????????

samanhasan said...

Well mumbai is quite similar to Delhi... Blue line buses are not only rash but they are worst commuting mode... Everyday people are killed by blue line buses... Even Delhiites are not less... its difficult to trust them... Well i guess all the metro city have the same problem... The more bigger the city the more opportunities and more problems... So in order to survive u have to compromise with certain things... waiting for the next blog...

DestinyFavChild said...

hmm...sahi hai...thoda pehle padhta tera blog toh carefully board karta Virar Fast :| ...chck my experience in my blog abt the mumbaiyya local ;)

vanilla sky said...

Its always better to be evaluated for your work rather than on the work that de
best salon in de city has done for you;) --loved it!!

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