Life is akin to a PPT

?)How many Presentations does an Average Bschooler
make ?!?Give?? See?? Listen?? Forget ?? during his bschooling time!!
?)How diff is life from a PPT.

?)How many times have you noticed the number of slides before sitting through an ordeal of listening to a marathon ppt..

?)Have u wondered what if there where no PPT'S?

With Slide Transitions happenning every second all you have to do is set your Master slide..(thats the decison of ur life)
You have no time to Undo or to look back and Redo...
Coz all files now are Read only..what u did for the past two years
Dosnt hold weight what matters is what u did fr the last 23 odd yrs of your life..

Use the Slide Sorter options well and your Master slide could really be grand..
Those flowery Header or Footers really dont matter..just keep the text in Bold..without any Shadows left behind...

You are fool if u thought that the Slide Design or Layout matters it dos'nt wat matters is the slide show, The alignments have to be perfect if possible the timely use of Pointers could clinch the deal.

As far as possible d0nt hide ur slides..keep ur notes ready and yes u have no auto correct options..all that matters is You..
No gray scales in the end.. Only Black and white..

After innumerous custom shows and Rehearsal of Timings the grand gala show places you in a time span of few minutes...

So present your PPT well they tell me and you a lot about you :)

RealiSationS ...Part 1ne

This is the Part one of the Part Two.. So Read it Carefully
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Never board a Virar local..(if you dont wanna go dere dat is.)coz if sumthin has to go wrong it wil go wrong in TherE
Buses run faster than autorickshaws in Mumbai....
Mumbaikars are civilized in a unique way :)
Mumbai is always lucky for me and the love hate realtionship continues!!
Computers is one thing like most other things which u learn the best yourself!
Your bosses will never have time for you and when dey do have you will just not be under the right circumstances!
Your first day of fieldwork will be surprisingly positive!
Your effeciency levels will be high only ifyou are doing things you love to do
provided you are not gettin paid for it.
You will surprise yourself very often just like life.
Its always better to be evaluated for your work rather than on the work that de
best salon in de city has done for you;)
Expect miracles when u expect them the least
The boss that looks most appreciative and impressed will be the most critical in the end so beware.
Never count your money it will always be lesser than u thought.
Cheap places sell the best food.
The shortest meetings end up being the longest ones..
The maximum work u will do will be always on thursdays.
Keys lost are never found...
To be continued!!!

Life smells good here...
i rubbed ny eyes again again and yet again.. and then all i have bben doing is smiling this time rubbing it in..:-)
thats how it was... and who says goos things always come in small sizes they come in emails too...
and then u know im growing up and grwoing older too.. getting close to things which ill HAVE to DO or stop doing soon...
so yet another birthday!!..this time a lil different.. close to people i have been far off from and far way from those aho i have been close to for long..
Great day and only the few get to be a part of it only those close to my heart come close to my birthday cake…I know u would say its not fair but yes its only dark cakes that I always liked..heheheWell it smells good you know the air around.. Learning about perfumery. France and the HIM something that’s going to become a bigger part of my life…a month that’ll be a forerunner to coming years..
And the big b’s in life.. Big B himself..Boss,.Business..ByeFriends,,Brands,,.Bombay im running all around them..
k the next shantaram not so soon.. Am still not geared up for competition but Yes I have all the background settings ready… So kindly wait..Watch out!!!
What??
Nothing…
That’s it.
Lookin at the wall clock.
Time up..
Urs MEJ

i mE OthErs aND AMitaBh....

Life smells good here..
I rubbed my eyes ..again.. once again..and yet again.. and then all I have been doing is smiling..this time rubbing it in:). that’s how it was..good things dont always come in small sizes.. they come in E-mails too..
And then you know as im growin up am growin older too.. that’s sumthing I hv been realizing.. getting closer to things which I will HAVE to do or STOP doing soon…
So yet another Birthday! a different one close to people I have been far off for long .... far away from those who I been have close ...... Great day and only the few get to be a part of it only those close to my heart come close to my birthday cake…..I know u would say its not fair but yes its only dark cakes that I always liked.....;P
Well it smells good you know the air around.. Learning about perfumery,France and the HIM something that’s going to become a bigger part of my life…a month that’ll be a forerunner to coming years..

And continuing the big B’s in life..
Big B himself..Boss,.Business..ByeFriends,,Brands,,.Bombay and Budgets,blogs im running all around them..
k the next Shantaram not so soon.. Am still not geared up for competition but Yes I have all the background settings ready… So kindly wait n Watch out!!!
What??
Nothing…
That’s it.
Lookin at the wall clock.
Time up..
Urs ME:)

Too Good to be True....THE best EVER

Have u ever had that feelin..
Have u ever smiled at sumone with watered eyes..
Have u ever pinched urself hard enough only to find that ur not dreaming!!
Something touched me just the way i thought nothing could..
Believe me nothings made in heaven or meant to be..i have never beleived in these lines which people keep throwing to others and themsleves very often when things are outta their control,beyond their circle of influence...coz what is real is and is only ur belief and persistence to hold on to something..and u can turn things around in just the perfect way that even the universe conspires..... (in the words of u know whom)
Im happy to say that im the third happiest person in my small world..
Love:)

IF i Had a HAMMER!!!

NOT MANY THINGS ON MY MIND THIS SUMMER...........
9:30am,Mumbai,locals,cabs,coffee,PR,people,Population explosion,trafficjams..
longdrives,boredom,orkut,friends,breakoffs,money,queues,calls,wada..
pavs,schubert,dogbert,BEST,humidity,sweat,PROJECTS,
reports,myprojects.othersprojects,Summers,kurtas,kolahpuris,sodexhos,
sms's,callrates,homefood,delhi,bangalore,stipend,jealousy,USA,India,Marathons
Aircondiotioning,radiomirchi,bosses,sweettalking,circumventing,hatred,compromise
optimism,patience,time,callcentres,beaches,Pizza's,Newspapers,chats,suicidal...
thoughts,poison,goa,seafood,chicken,mobile chargers,metro......
aish's wedding,abhisheks motoAd,placecom,old women,cold blooded murders,6:30pm,morningalarms,9:30am...............

LAzy LoUsY LeTHaRGIc lifE..

Y do hate to do all the important things In life…
Starting from gettin up on time.. attending college lectures..
Completing assignments…making notes.. reading atleast two business dailies atleast seven days a week..
Y do we start with our presentations when its time to give it the final touches..
Y no work has ever been completed a day before the dday..
Y don’t we ever read the course material for the next days lectures…
Y is it that the sole reason for visiting the library is not for reading but at the most collecting handouts.
Y do we hate mindless discussions in group meetings..
Y the probabaility of everyone turning up at the same time tend so close to zero...
Y is it that the first thing we do wen we log on to the internet is the useless networking
site..
Y wat we cldnt study for months..is on our finger tips jst a nite before the xams..
Y is it fun doing absolutely nothing…y is it that why is spelt as Y..
Y am I writing this when I hav lotsa other important work to do..
Y am i Leavin midway when writing on my blog after a quarter of an year….
Y nobody will read dis..n dose who do….

I AM BACK !!!

Well.. was just wondering dat apart from givin people sum thought to write about on dere blog( I usually have that effect on people u c) what else hav I been doing.. ok I knw dat ya people did miss me..i knw its been over a month and I hv hardly frequented this place …occasionally jst fr checkin up a few new comments and yes changing de template so very often.. well that was an attempt to make dis boring place a lil lively for all ya wonderful ppl…
So what I have been upto….. off course doing what I do best.. and that is doing absolutely nthing..
Not my fault , curse the weather..its been terribly hot all dese days..in dis garmi cant even think of venturing out…forget about shoppin..at the cost getting a tan .. never..frgt it!!
Well also had my bday in between..yes it does come once in year sadly..but this one was really really special…maybe the last one in which I was pampered to the fullest..well I tell ya bdays leave me really embarrassed n spell bound.. coz everyone u knw tries to be so nice n sweet.. n I feel that im not returning the love and warmth yes offcourse im treating dem and tryin to be a good host.. but still it gives me strange feelings inside… k I knw that’s weird but u forgot that’s how I am made outrageously weird…

Like its been all my life..leaving behind friends and moving on n on.. back to that stage again..’the journey kinda started from bangalore..lovely city..and lovelier people..have to tell u dis one..dere’s sumthing special about me ;)…jst got in tuch wid a friend from blore .. whom I din knw existed.. but wooh she knew n remembered me…imagine its been even more than fifteen years and even my longterm memory had given up on this one.. but it was really really.. unbelievable..thanks to dat networkin site.. life gives u strange encounters very often…
N yes den came lko..ask me anthing about my stay dere.. i would say those were de days…everthing is deeply engrained in my memories…my closest pals hail from dere…n I love dem n miss dem truly..
Nw I move into this city of dreams..mbai…absolutely a life which I never thought of I would live..
Yes pali hill sunset heights being the place I miss most.. why.. why not.. hold ur breath..if every evening u get to treat ur eyes staring away at the hottest hunk of bollywood yes.. im talking abt sanju baba..yeah he was my neighbour..and offcourse many more people.. like sunil dutt.. saira bano.. sridevi..dilip kumar. Blah blah….aur bhi honge ..but do I care.. hehe..
And now im going to be back..to this city by default..my friends are going crazy that Im gonna be dere sooner than the soonest…wow..yippee..yay..

N sadly the only thing I gonna miss terribly about delhi..is my family and my family and my family..yeah n mayb the metro too..AMAZING…no water no electricity in the city…. but still people get the luxury of traveling in one of the worlds best rapid transit system…at a comfortable 29 degrees wen the sun is scorching at its best at more than 45degrees outside..NOT FAIR DILLI..J)hehehe…..ciao!!